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I Had a CBAC and I'm Not Looking Back

I Had a CBAC and I'm Not Looking Back

I Had a CBAC and I'm Not Looking Back

maggie bittner

Feb 21, 202011 min read

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

maggie bittner

Feb 13, 20204 min read

Let Us Eat Cake, Damn It

Let Us Eat Cake, Damn It

Let Us Eat Cake, Damn It

maggie bittner

Feb 6, 20204 min read

Wait, Period Flu is a thing?

Wait, Period Flu is a thing?

Wait, Period Flu is a thing?

maggie bittner

Jan 28, 20204 min read

TRUE STORY: MN Trucker Mom Gives Birth In NY Truck Stop Bathroom

TRUE STORY: MN Trucker Mom Gives Birth In NY Truck Stop Bathroom

TRUE STORY: MN Trucker Mom Gives Birth In NY Truck Stop Bathroom

maggie bittner

Jan 23, 20201 min read

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Things that Make the Overwhelm Monster Go Away

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Things that Make the Overwhelm Monster Go Away

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Things that Make the Overwhelm Monster Go Away

maggie bittner

Jan 17, 20207 min read

TRUE STORY: ‘They deserve it’: Mom baits porch pirates with garbage-filled packages

TRUE STORY: ‘They deserve it’: Mom baits porch pirates with garbage-filled packages

TRUE STORY: ‘They deserve it’: Mom baits porch pirates with garbage-filled packages

maggie bittner

Dec 17, 20191 min read

THIS: Work From Home Song

THIS: Work From Home Song

THIS: Work From Home Song

maggie bittner

Dec 10, 20191 min read

I am thankful because chaos.

I am thankful because chaos.

I am thankful because chaos.

maggie bittner

Dec 6, 20193 min read

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Places that Don’t Suck (When You’re a Mom)

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Places that Don’t Suck (When You’re a Mom)

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Places that Don’t Suck (When You’re a Mom)

maggie bittner

Nov 22, 20194 min read

Any Time Is The Rhyme Time

Any Time Is The Rhyme Time

Any Time Is The Rhyme Time

maggie bittner

Nov 15, 20193 min read

Beautiful British accents. And cake.

Beautiful British accents. And cake.

Beautiful British accents. And cake.

maggie bittner

Oct 30, 20195 min read

THIS: Baby Schrute

THIS: Baby Schrute

THIS: Baby Schrute

maggie bittner

Oct 22, 20193 min read

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Ways to Drop Burnout Like It’s Hot

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Ways to Drop Burnout Like It’s Hot

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Ways to Drop Burnout Like It’s Hot

maggie bittner

Oct 11, 20197 min read

TRUE STORY: Minnesota kid wins a 10k. By accident.

TRUE STORY: Minnesota kid wins a 10k. By accident.

TRUE STORY: Minnesota kid wins a 10k. By accident.

maggie bittner

Oct 2, 20192 min read

TRUE STORY: Kmart Sells X-Rated Slow-Cooker

TRUE STORY: Kmart Sells X-Rated Slow-Cooker

TRUE STORY: Kmart Sells X-Rated Slow-Cooker

maggie bittner

Sep 25, 20192 min read

THIS: Before and After Mom Photos

THIS: Before and After Mom Photos

THIS: Before and After Mom Photos

maggie bittner

Sep 20, 20193 min read

Mo money mo moral misjudgement?

Mo money mo moral misjudgement?

Mo money mo moral misjudgement?

maggie bittner

Sep 11, 20193 min read

9 Moms Who are Doing It Better than Me

9 Moms Who are Doing It Better than Me

9 Moms Who are Doing It Better than Me

maggie bittner

Sep 6, 20192 min read

TRUE STORY: Mom is praised for having a moment and we're all fine.

TRUE STORY: Mom is praised for having a moment and we're all fine.

TRUE STORY: Mom is praised for having a moment and we're all fine.

maggie bittner

Aug 21, 20191 min read

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