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Minnesotan. Mom. Writer.

Proudly muttering through this thing called #life.

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THIS. Mom and Toddler Deliver Spider-Man Baby Via C-section

THIS. Mom and Toddler Deliver Spider-Man Baby Via C-section

THIS. Mom and Toddler Deliver Spider-Man Baby Via C-section

maggie bittner

Mar 2, 20212 min read

THIS. That Time When Kids Weren't Being Jerks

THIS. That Time When Kids Weren't Being Jerks

THIS. That Time When Kids Weren't Being Jerks

maggie bittner

Dec 3, 20202 min read

THIS: It's a Mom Thing

THIS: It's a Mom Thing

THIS: It's a Mom Thing

maggie bittner

Mar 27, 20202 min read

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

maggie bittner

Feb 13, 20204 min read

THIS: Work From Home Song

THIS: Work From Home Song

THIS: Work From Home Song

maggie bittner

Dec 10, 20191 min read

THIS: Baby Schrute

THIS: Baby Schrute

THIS: Baby Schrute

maggie bittner

Oct 22, 20193 min read

THIS: Before and After Mom Photos

THIS: Before and After Mom Photos

THIS: Before and After Mom Photos

maggie bittner

Sep 20, 20193 min read

TRUE STORY: 2-year-old Minnesota boy drove himself to county fair on toy tractor

TRUE STORY: 2-year-old Minnesota boy drove himself to county fair on toy tractor

TRUE STORY: 2-year-old Minnesota boy drove himself to county fair on toy tractor

maggie bittner

Jul 22, 20191 min read

THIS: Chrissy Teigen snaps back and I swoon.

THIS: Chrissy Teigen snaps back and I swoon.

THIS: Chrissy Teigen snaps back and I swoon.

maggie bittner

Jun 13, 20192 min read

THIS. Dudes on The Bachelorette experience labor and my day is made.

THIS. Dudes on The Bachelorette experience labor and my day is made.

THIS. Dudes on The Bachelorette experience labor and my day is made.

maggie bittner

May 31, 20191 min read

My Motherhood Sessions Obsession

My Motherhood Sessions Obsession

My Motherhood Sessions Obsession

maggie bittner

Apr 24, 20191 min read

THIS.

THIS.

THIS.

maggie bittner

Apr 23, 20192 min read

THIS.

THIS.

THIS.

maggie bittner

Apr 17, 20191 min read

So.
Effing.
Accurate.

So.
Effing.
Accurate.

So. Effing. Accurate.

maggie bittner

Apr 9, 20191 min read

Just when you feel like you're all alone.

Just when you feel like you're all alone.

Just when you feel like you're all alone.

maggie bittner

Apr 1, 20191 min read

Preach! 🙌

Preach! 🙌

Preach! 🙌

maggie bittner

Mar 5, 20191 min read

Every Dad Everywhere Always

Every Dad Everywhere Always

Every Dad Everywhere Always

maggie bittner

Feb 28, 20191 min read

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