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Minnesotan. Mom. Writer.

Proudly muttering through this thing called #life.

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5 Things I've Quit (and I Don't Want This Blog to Be Another One)

5 Things I've Quit (and I Don't Want This Blog to Be Another One)

5 Things I've Quit (and I Don't Want This Blog to Be Another One)

maggie bittner

Sep 4, 20205 min read

Binge This

Binge This

Binge This

maggie bittner

May 18, 20204 min read

"Mom?" Go ask your dad.

"Mom?" Go ask your dad.

"Mom?" Go ask your dad.

maggie bittner

May 10, 20202 min read

5 Ways YouTube Trumps Seesaw...and My Singing

5 Ways YouTube Trumps Seesaw...and My Singing

5 Ways YouTube Trumps Seesaw...and My Singing

maggie bittner

Apr 29, 20204 min read

Just no.

Just no.

Just no.

maggie bittner

Apr 20, 20203 min read

5 THINGS FRIDAY (ON SATURDAY): 5 Feelings about Distance Learning

5 THINGS FRIDAY (ON SATURDAY): 5 Feelings about Distance Learning

5 THINGS FRIDAY (ON SATURDAY): 5 Feelings about Distance Learning

maggie bittner

Apr 11, 20204 min read

Kara can draw, which is good because I can't.

Kara can draw, which is good because I can't.

Kara can draw, which is good because I can't.

maggie bittner

Apr 3, 20202 min read

THIS: It's a Mom Thing

THIS: It's a Mom Thing

THIS: It's a Mom Thing

maggie bittner

Mar 27, 20202 min read

The Neverending Quarantine

The Neverending Quarantine

The Neverending Quarantine

maggie bittner

Mar 20, 20205 min read

Rare. My New Mantra in the Face of Anxiety

Rare. My New Mantra in the Face of Anxiety

Rare. My New Mantra in the Face of Anxiety

maggie bittner

Mar 6, 20206 min read

TRUE STORY: Pickles Don't Count

TRUE STORY: Pickles Don't Count

TRUE STORY: Pickles Don't Count

maggie bittner

Feb 26, 20202 min read

I Had a CBAC and I'm Not Looking Back

I Had a CBAC and I'm Not Looking Back

I Had a CBAC and I'm Not Looking Back

maggie bittner

Feb 21, 202011 min read

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

THIS: The Postpartum Motherhood Ad that ABC Didn't Have the Balls to Air

maggie bittner

Feb 13, 20204 min read

Let Us Eat Cake, Damn It

Let Us Eat Cake, Damn It

Let Us Eat Cake, Damn It

maggie bittner

Feb 6, 20204 min read

Wait, Period Flu is a thing?

Wait, Period Flu is a thing?

Wait, Period Flu is a thing?

maggie bittner

Jan 28, 20204 min read

TRUE STORY: MN Trucker Mom Gives Birth In NY Truck Stop Bathroom

TRUE STORY: MN Trucker Mom Gives Birth In NY Truck Stop Bathroom

TRUE STORY: MN Trucker Mom Gives Birth In NY Truck Stop Bathroom

maggie bittner

Jan 23, 20201 min read

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Things that Make the Overwhelm Monster Go Away

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Things that Make the Overwhelm Monster Go Away

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Things that Make the Overwhelm Monster Go Away

maggie bittner

Jan 17, 20207 min read

I am thankful because chaos.

I am thankful because chaos.

I am thankful because chaos.

maggie bittner

Dec 6, 20193 min read

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Places that Don’t Suck (When You’re a Mom)

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Places that Don’t Suck (When You’re a Mom)

5 THINGS FRIDAY: 5 Places that Don’t Suck (When You’re a Mom)

maggie bittner

Nov 22, 20194 min read

Any Time Is The Rhyme Time

Any Time Is The Rhyme Time

Any Time Is The Rhyme Time

maggie bittner

Nov 15, 20193 min read

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