It’s been a week. (Actually, it’s been two. But who’s counting?)
Here’s a snapshot of what’s been happening:
My 5 year-old started kindergarten. Cue all of the cliché things and feelings and photos that go with that—I’ve done and said and felt and Instagrammed them all. Buuut I’m not going to talk about that.
My husband has been working a lot of late hours. He’s the one who cooks. I’m sure you can see where this is going. But I’m not going to talk about that either.
My one year-old has hand, foot and mouth disease. If you’ve never seen or heard of this before, consider yourself grateful. Or Google it. If you’re into that sort of thing. Either way, I’m going to spare you this pustule speckled tale.
In fact, I’m going to spare you from everything that has anything to do with my life. Instead, I’m going to introduce you to 9 moms who doing this whole "Tales from the Darkside" (read: relatable mom life) thing way better than me right now. Not only because I’m tired, emotionally dried up and really, really hungry, but also because they’re famous. And funny. And probably staffed up the yin yang with people to do their posting for them. So imma gonna let them do the heavy lifting for me for a minute while I go take a nap.
If you don’t already follow these mother figures, do. Go ahead. Grab a beverage and settle in with them for the weekend. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you won’t be sorry. But also, you’ll come back when you’re done with them, right? I need someone to make sure I’m awake in time to start life all over again next week.
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