If you do anything this beautiful weekend, please let it be watching these Bachelorette clips.
Sure, labor simulation for the male persuasion is nothing extraordinarily new. A quick search on YouTube will serve up plenty of results sure to make any mother giddy with a long-craved sense of revenge. However, there is something particularly glorious about making a relationship and fame hungry man experience such an epically appropriate level of pain on national TV.
After all, if they want to take a wife so badly, and plan on starting a family with said wife, then it’s only right that they should get a very real taste of what their future looks and feels like. Best to test drive it before rolling it off the lot, if you know what I mean.
The following clips are IMHO the two highlights of the ordeal. Blonde beau hunk in the first nearly loses his poor little shit. Literally. In the second, host (?) Jason Biggs gives the simulator a try in a deleted scene. But it‘s not long before he jumps ship with a very affirmative yet hilariously defeated “I’m out!”
Oh Jason, Jason, Jason. My poor ill informed man. If only it were that easy.
Watch. Relish. Repeat.
You’re welcome.
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